About
Hello, I’m Gretchen Astro Turner, and thank you for your interest in my writing!
I have a Master of Arts in the Teaching of English Language Arts from Columbia University (4.0 GPA); I like to joke that my other advanced degree is from Psychedelic State. I am bisexual (or “ambisextrous” as I’ve playfully coined), androgynous, an athlete, a drummer, a sadhaka, and an identical twin. Please contact me directly at gt2024@gmail.com or via Instagram @gretchenastroturner.
My critically acclaimed debut book, But I Digretch – Quirky Short Stories, is available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and in all electronic formats, including Nook, Kindle, iBooks, Google books, etc.
Thank you and “may the Schwartz be with everyone!”
Cheerfully,
Gretchen Astro
God'sAGoodKisser's Blog 
March 20, 2014 at 12:36 am |
You are a) so brilliant; b) so cute; c) so filled to the bursting point with mad life and love that it makes my ass feel chapped.
March 20, 2014 at 7:56 pm |
Wow, and I don’t think I would have ever needed drugs back in the day if I could have just injected *you* into that serotonin uptake whateveritscalled part of my brain. Thank you for the pure ear-popping high it is to know and love you, Corbyn.
March 20, 2014 at 11:27 pm
Gretchezillious, if you haven’t heard this sort of thing about yourself an infinite number of times, then I. Just. Don’t. Know. You can be as humble as it suits, feign surprise or BE surprised each time (a charming sort of amnesia that I will grant you may be legitimate, though unlikely,) but I don’t for ONE MINUTE believe you aren’t showered with this sort of admiration loud and often. Because GRETCHEN FUCKING TURNER.
March 21, 2014 at 12:56 am |
:eleventyzillion watt grin: ….
May 3, 2014 at 6:02 am |
Two film reviews read (those for “Black Swan” and “The Cell”), and soon I will check out your poetry, Gretchen. Impressive material thus far! 😀
May 3, 2014 at 4:00 pm |
Aw, Daniel-derring-do! The appreciation I harbor for even poking your head into my writing world, let alone enjoying any bit of what you see, is the stuff maximum limits are made of. T.H.A.N.K Y.O.U.